Velveteen Plush Blanket — "Because I'm a Lady, Assface" Floral Cozy Throw

Currently, these plush throws are all the rage for Mom's day. Well some mom's have a bit more sass and we have a design for you/them. A lush, velveteen plush blanket printed with a riot of hand-drawn daisies and wildflowers in bright, saturated hues. The front shows a dense floral field in oranges, purples, pinks and greens with a cheeky script phrase woven into the design—bold and playful against the soft pile. The reverse is smooth, plain and light-colored, creating a clean contrast. Medium-weight and velvety to the touch, this blanket drapes easily over a lap or across a sofa, bringing color and a little attitude to quiet mornings, late-night movies, or work-from-home breaks. Built to withstand everyday use with reinforced double-needle stitching, it keeps its shape and vibrant print wash after wash. For those who like cozy comfort with personality, this blanket feels like a warm, confident hug that brightens any room.

Product features

- Velveteen 100% polyester face for vivid, high-detail prints

- Medium heavy-weight fabric (approx. 300 g/m²) with extra-soft hand

- Double-needle topstitching on all seams for long-lasting durability

- Single-sided full-color print — reverse is plain and smooth

- Compliant materials and safety tested to common standards (lead, phthalates, etc.)

Care instructions

- Do not dry clean

- Do not iron

- Tumble dry: low heat

- Do not bleach

- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), *hand wash will extend the quality of the product