Settle Down It's Vodka Microfiber Tea Towel — Funny Bar Kitchen Towel, Pink Check Cocktail Gift
16'' × 25''
$17.99
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A soft, quick-drying microfiber tea towel printed with a playful watercolor design: a chilled vodka bottle, a lemon wheel, and the cheeky phrase “Settle Down It’s Vodka.” The towel’s woven hem keeps it tidy through repeated use, and the lightweight, highly absorbent fibers wick moisture fast so dishes, glassware, and hands dry without streaks. It slips naturally into a cozy kitchen rhythm—hung from a hook, folded on a counter, or draped over a bar cart—adding a wink of humor to brunch prep, cocktail nights, and casual get-togethers. The one-sided print preserves the pattern where it matters and the compact 16” × 25” size makes it handy for quick cleanups while leaving space for the rest of your kitchen essentials.
Product features
- 85% microfiber polyester / 15% polyamide for fast absorption and quick drying
- Hemmed edges for reinforced durability
- One size: 16″ × 25″ (40.6cm × 63.5cm)
- One-sided full-color print with sewn-in care label
- Lightweight (11.6 oz/yd², 360 g/m²); blanks sourced from China
Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Tumble dry: low heat
Settle Down It's Vodka Microfiber Tea Towel — Funny Bar Kitchen Towel, Pink Check Cocktail Gift
$17.99
Product features
- 85% microfiber polyester / 15% polyamide for fast absorption and quick drying
- Hemmed edges for reinforced durability
- One size: 16″ × 25″ (40.6cm × 63.5cm)
- One-sided full-color print with sewn-in care label
- Lightweight (11.6 oz/yd², 360 g/m²); blanks sourced from China
Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Tumble dry: low heat