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This tank blends blunt honesty with soft, vintage florals — a laid-back anthem for anyone fed up with grown-up duties. The floral artwork frames bold lettering that reads with wry humor, making it easy to wear your mood without saying a word. Lightweight but sturdy, the classic-cut tank moves with you during weekend errands, late-night pizza runs, or backyard hangs. It layers effortlessly under an open flannel or stands alone when the weather warms, giving a playful contrast between cheeky text and gentle blooms. Comfortable, breathable, and low-fuss, it slips into the wardrobe of someone who values comfort and personality over pretense.
Product features
- 100% cotton solid colors; blended fabric in select heathers for softer drape
- Medium-weight fabric (5.3 oz/yd² / 180 g/m²) for everyday wear
- Classic fit with 1x1 ribbed collar that retains shape
- Durable double-needle bottom hem for long-lasting wear
- Tear-away label for itch-free comfort
Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Do not bleach
- Do not tumble dry
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Do not dryclean
Adulting Is Bullshit Floral Tank
$25.00
Product features
- 100% cotton solid colors; blended fabric in select heathers for softer drape
- Medium-weight fabric (5.3 oz/yd² / 180 g/m²) for everyday wear
- Classic fit with 1x1 ribbed collar that retains shape
- Durable double-needle bottom hem for long-lasting wear
- Tear-away label for itch-free comfort
Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Do not bleach
- Do not tumble dry
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Do not dryclean