{"product_id":"tea-towel-this-kitchen-runs-on-sarcasm-green-gingham-microfiber","title":"Tea Towel — 'This Kitchen Runs on Sarcasm' Green Gingham Microfiber","description":"Soft, quick-dry microfiber woven into a light green gingham makes this tea towel feel like a sunlit kitchen counter. A cheeky, vintage-style illustration — a smiling cook holding a mug with the sign “This Kitchen Runs On Sarcasm” — sits subtly near the corner, adding personality without overwhelming the pattern. It soaks up spills, dries fast, and stays looking fresh after regular use, bringing a warm, playful note to morning coffee, baking sessions, or casual dinner prep. The hemmed edges and sturdy weave mean it will hold up to everyday wear while the compact size tucks easily into a drawer or hangs on a hook within reach.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eThis towel belongs where laughter, lived-in charm, and homemade food meet: a cozy galley, a weekend brunch station, or a cabin kitchenette. It slips into the flow of cooking — someone wiping a saucy spoon, patting a pie crust, or grabbing a steaming mug — and leaves a little wink behind every time.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eProduct features\u003cbr\u003e- 85% microfiber polyester \/ 15% polyamide for fast absorption and quick drying\u003cbr\u003e- Hemmed edges for added durability and long-lasting use\u003cbr\u003e- One size: 16\" × 25\" (40.6cm × 63.5cm) — compact and easy to store\u003cbr\u003e- One-sided print with vibrant design placement near the corner\u003cbr\u003e- Sewn-in care label; blanks are sourced from China (note: dark mockup colors may print brighter)\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eCare instructions\u003cbr\u003e- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)\u003cbr\u003e- Tumble dry: low heat\u003cbr\u003e","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"16'' × 25''","offer_id":44465442127987,"sku":"32250228219103685486","price":17.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0693\/1709\/9635\/files\/17530375856149444129_2048.jpg?v=1774050938","url":"https:\/\/2-cousins-creations.myshopify.com\/products\/tea-towel-this-kitchen-runs-on-sarcasm-green-gingham-microfiber","provider":"2 Cousins Creations","version":"1.0","type":"link"}