{"product_id":"sarcastic-chef-plaid-tea-towel-this-kitchen-runs-on-sarcasm-microfiber","title":"Sarcastic Chef Plaid Tea Towel — \"This Kitchen Runs on Sarcasm\" Microfiber","description":"Light, wry, and a little cheeky — this microfiber tea towel brings personality to the heart of the home. The soft, quick-drying fabric wears a muted plaid backdrop and a small, vintage-style illustration of a smiling cook holding a cup and a tray, with the words “This Kitchen Runs on Sarcasm.” It feels lived-in: the kind of towel that sits on the counter during weekend baking, wipes flour from a laughing face, and gets tossed over an oven handle between conversations. The understated colors let the artwork pop without shouting, so it blends into rustic, farmhouse, or cozy kitchen setups while giving a wink to anyone who reads it. Lightweight, durable, and easy to launder — it’s the towel that keeps up with busy prep, messy spills, and moments of shared humor at the stove.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eProduct features\u003cbr\u003e- 85% microfiber polyester, 15% polyamide for fast absorption and quick drying\u003cbr\u003e- Hemmed edges for reinforced durability\u003cbr\u003e- One size: 16″ × 25″ (40.6cm × 63.5cm)\u003cbr\u003e- One-sided print with sewn-in care label\u003cbr\u003e- Lightweight 11.6 oz\/yd² (360 g\/m²); mockup colors may vary on darker prints\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eCare instructions\u003cbr\u003e- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)\u003cbr\u003e- Tumble dry: low heat\u003cbr\u003e","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"16'' × 25''","offer_id":44465441636467,"sku":"26329931819307496023","price":17.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0693\/1709\/9635\/files\/2014322830181837478_2048.jpg?v=1774050288","url":"https:\/\/2-cousins-creations.myshopify.com\/products\/sarcastic-chef-plaid-tea-towel-this-kitchen-runs-on-sarcasm-microfiber","provider":"2 Cousins Creations","version":"1.0","type":"link"}