"Petty When Provoked" Floral Beach Towel — Funny Sarcastic Pool & Summer Towel

Sun-warmed and a little sassy — this printed beach towel brings bright botanical color and bold lettering to your shoreline moments. The front’s vibrant, edge-to-edge print shows lush florals and gold-accented type that reads confidently PETTY WHEN PROVOKED across the towel; the soft cotton backing keeps it cozy against skin. Lightweight and quick-drying, it packs small for a daytrip or weekend away and unfolds into a colorful backdrop for lounging, picnics, or poolside photos. Use it when you want your beach setup to feel playful, intentional, and a little rebellious — the kind of towel that sparks compliments and holds up to sand, sun, and repeated washes.

Product features
- Polyester blend front for vivid, long-lasting print and quick drying
- 100% cotton back for a soft, absorbent feel against skin
- 4 mm thickness balances comfort and packability
- Edge-to-edge one-sided print with vibrant colors
- Available in three sizes for travel, pool, or full beach use

Care instructions
- Machine wash: warm (max 40C or 105F)
- Tumble dry: low heat