{"product_id":"arctic-fleece-blanket-this-too-shall-pass-but-like-holy-f-k-floral-quote-throw","title":"Arctic Fleece Blanket — “This Too Shall Pass, But Like Holy F**k” Floral Quote Throw","description":"A plush, vibrant polar-gray fleece that wraps sarcasm and solace into one warm hug. Soft, thick polyester fleece holds shape and color while the cheeky floral-lettered message — “This too shall pass, but like HOLY FUCK” — sits framed in delicate blooms. It’s the kind of blanket you pull over tired shoulders during rough days, late-night rants, or quiet recovery. The fuzzy, double-sided feel and bright print give a comforting weight without fuss; it reads like a candid friend who says exactly what you need to hear while keeping you cozy. Sized to drape over laps or curl into on the couch, this blanket blends humor and tenderness for those who lean into blunt honesty and gentle warmth.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eProduct features\u003cbr\u003e- 100% polyester fleece — strong, shape-retaining, quick-drying (315gsm)\u003cbr\u003e- Thick, fluffy texture on both sides; hemmed edges for durability\u003cbr\u003e- Vivid, high-resolution one-sided print with color-matched seam thread\u003cbr\u003e- Available in three sizes; 0.1\" (0.2cm) thickness\u003cbr\u003e- Made in the United Kingdom; adult-use only\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eCare instructions\u003cbr\u003e- Machine wash separately: cold (max 30C or 90F), gentle cycle\u003cbr\u003e- Do not bleach\u003cbr\u003e- Tumble dry: low heat\u003cbr\u003e- Do not iron\u003cbr\u003e- Do not dryclean\u003cbr\u003e","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"30'' × 40''","offer_id":44438906929267,"sku":"17470310911116606839","price":26.2,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"50\" × 60\"","offer_id":44438906962035,"sku":"18524414542454618638","price":49.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0693\/1709\/9635\/files\/17443473089199938926_2048.jpg?v=1773006913","url":"https:\/\/2-cousins-creations.myshopify.com\/products\/arctic-fleece-blanket-this-too-shall-pass-but-like-holy-f-k-floral-quote-throw","provider":"2 Cousins Creations","version":"1.0","type":"link"}